VOLKAN AKIN — Petrol EP (incl. Insert & Dl Code)

PETROL EP is an advanced neurochemical product, an iridescent, insane and highly flammable collection of music by VOLKAN AKIN, normally used as a fuel for nightclub combustion purposes. It is chemically composed of 4/4 compounds derived from the fractional distillation of HOUSE MUSIC and later chemically enhanced with gasoline additives, madness, and LSD. It is a high-volume, premium dance music product produced by VOLKAN AKIN for PARAMIDA on Love On The Rocks. 4 tracks (18 minutes) of PETROL have been derived and contained in this EP from a 160-liter barrel of HOUSE MUSIC. Material not contained on PETROL EP does not meet specifications for modern dance floors, particularly the OCTANE RATING. The ability of a particular PETROL blend to produce programmable ignition (which causes DANCING and increases DOPAMINE in receptive cardiovascular systems) is measured by its OCTANE RATING. OCTANE RATING is measured relative to a mixture of volume, intensity and overall wildness. Two of the best known measures are the BPM number (BEATS PER MINUTE) and VWI (VOLKAN WILDNESS INDEX). PETROL EP is known to contain significant levels of audio samples, including sections of pop, hip-hop, and highly unquantised sitar music. Some users may also experience chaotic breakdowns, volatile drum programming, elevated heart rate, sweating, and in rare cases, full VOLKANISATION.